thirteen or older be prepared to get W H O O P E D
numbuh 4 of the kids next door
couldnt keep me on the ground
Thank you! I want to revamp/update it a bit but I’m so lazy haha
The gnomes are… It’s…….. they’re from a game called jardinains and i don’t quite recall why I added them… but its these asshole gnomes that drop flower pots on you as you try and beat levels
theyre also hilarious. sort of a feature that means something to me but not really to anyone else. my dad introduced me to this game years back and i still play it on occasion
FUCK SECTOR V
THEYRE SO GOOD… I LOVE SECTOR V
I LOVE EVERYONE I LOVE THEM AND THEIR BONDS
PERSONAL AND AS A GROUP
AND THEIR PERSONALITIES
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KIDS NEXT DOOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TALK KND TO ME
hoagie also has really good relationships with everyone
i dont have screenshots of him with 1 or 5 but look….
WHAT THE FUCK
im going to take wallabee beetles to the grave with me im going to have a tombstone in the shape of this bowl cutted hair asshole child and its going to say “youre either in or youre old” and i dont even fucking care
people walk up to my grave and think “this kid must have died at a young age” nah im just obsessed with cartoons
I don’t ship this but I’m still gonna do the shippy ones in case somebody does (although wally does have a hero-worship thing going on with nigel. but let it be known that I love these two a LOT together even if it’s platonic)
- Who’s the messiest one: Hands down Wally. Nigel doesn’t want anything out of place and that little blond kid is a fucking catastrophe.
- Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: They’re both pretty no-PDA-advocating, tbh. It makes Nigel feel uncomfortable and embarrasses Wally.
- Who’s the funniest drunk: Nigel and Wally getting drunk together is dangerous because Wally as a teenager is pretty careless with his alcohol
and marijuanaconsumption, and will push Nigel to get as wasted as he can get him just for the kick of it. This leads to Nigel being funny for a while because he’s usually such a tightass but if he smokes weed his paranoia increases tenfold so WE NEVER DO THAT AGAIN NUMBUH 4
- Who texts the most: Wally. Nigel keeps texting and social media to a minimum because he knows how traceable it is. He prefers KND-run communication methods or ones he makes himself.
- Who has the most embarrassing taste in music: Nigel……showtunes. That’s all I gotta say
- Who reads the most: Nigel by a LANDSLIDE
- Who’s better with kids: To be honest neither of them are! And that’s really ironic considering the point of the KND lol but Nigel has a bit more self-control than Wally does, and he understands the general CONCEPT behind little kids screaming etc., so he’d probably handle it better.
- Who’s the one that fixes things around the house: Nigel’s the one who knows how but Wally always wants to help because he’s literally Nigel’s lap dog
- Who’s got the weirdest hobby: Nigel’s pretty fucking weird with what he does in his spare time but on the other hand. Wally still licks deoderant
- Who cooks and who cleans up: Nigel and Nigel. Wally is not to be trusted in a kitchen